Thinking, but not saying...

Get off the phone! If you blow us up I'm going to be royally pissed. And you! Turn off your damn car when you're pumping gas. No! Don't get back in! I know it's cold, but there's a little thing called static electricity that occurs when you slide your lazy ass across the seat. And you know those gasoline fumes you used to think smelled so good when you were a kid? Combine those with said static electricity and, well, things tend to blow up. For the love of god, why is everyone at this gas station trying to kill me?

(And later...)

Sometimes its not about you.