I remember Halloween

Halloween was a bust. A bust! I had a grand total of four trick-or-treaters. This was even after Wayne kindly changed the bulb on the porch (which hadn't worked in the year-and-a-half we've lived there). Then Wayne pointed out that we were the only ones on the street with the light on at all. WTF Dover?

So if anyone wants 26 baggies of candy, give me a call. I can hook you up.